Dave Reads, Episode 4: Self-Driving Cars I discuss the solutions and challenges presented by the upcoming technological advancements of self-driving cars. Continue reading Dave Reads, Episode 4: Self-Driving Cars
The Douchebag Martyrdom of Jason Alan Ross By David Metcalfe April 17, 2019 In the beginning of the Ben Stiller classic, “Zoolander”, there is a scene where a group of male models go to fill up their car at a gas station. One of them sprays the other with gasoline, the other sprays them back, and, sure enough, they have a full out gasoline fight. … Continue reading The Douchebag Martyrdom of Jason Alan Ross
A Good, Firm Handshake With Direct Eye Contact By David Metcalfe April 13, 2019 Some Extremely Important Rules To Follow Shaking Hands: Whenever you meet someone, you need to look straight at them, smile, and reach out your hand. When they grab it, squeeze it tight to show how strong and confident you are, and shake it up and down twice. Wedding Parties: There has … Continue reading A Good, Firm Handshake With Direct Eye Contact (and other extremely important rules to follow)
By David Metcalfe April 7, 2019 Could They Design It To Be More Boring? There are quite a few popular culture things in America that don’t make sense to me; two of them are greeting cards and horoscopes. With greeting cards, some of them are funny enough to secure a brief smile before finding a permanent home in the garbage, but most of them will … Continue reading Generic Conference: Why Watching Rich, Old, White Men Talk About Mormonism Is The Most Boring Thing In The World
Pornography Is Alcohol, Not Cocaine: A Critical Review of “Fight The New Drug” By David Metcalfe March 27, 2019 The Unliveable Cocaine Nation Cocaine is a hard drug known for its addictive properties and horrendous symptoms among long term users, including depression, anxiety, erratic or violent behaviour, psychosis, and a myriad of physical health problems such as heart attacks, respiratory failures and nausea (APA, 2019). … Continue reading Pornography Is Alcohol, Not Cocaine: A Critical Review of “Fight The New Drug”
A Proper Christian Response To The New Zealand Shooting By David Metcalfe March 25, 2019 Introduction A friend looks sad, and you ask them what’s wrong. They say, “My dog died yesterday, and I’m having a really hard time dealing with it.” You respond, “Yeah? Well, my grandpa died two months ago and you didn’t seem to care. Mine was way worse and I’m not … Continue reading A Proper Christian Response To The New Zealand Shooting
Everyone In The Bible Is Mentally Insane, Except For Pontius Pilate By David Metcalfe March 19, 2019 Adam and Eve Can’t Be Thieves (cuz they’re insane) A grocery store was robbed of apples, and Adam and Eve were caught with the fruit just moments after police arrived. The defence lawyer states his opening remarks: “I do not disagree with the prosecution that Adam and Eve … Continue reading Everyone In The Bible Is Mentally Insane, Except For Pontius Pilate
